Private equity, the polished-up name for venture capital and leveraged buyout funds, is white-hot. If every market cycle has its own Masters of the Universe (the 1990s had tech mutual funds, the 2000s had hedge funds), the past decade’s MOTU was clearly private equity. Today, everyone wants to get in on the bonanza: MBA graduates, bankers, mutual funds, hedge funds, endowment and pension funds, insurance companies, wealthy individuals … and soon the average retail investor will get government-approved access to private equity investments. Exuberance1 abounds.